moon phase info
john: ... afghanistan
sherlock: [has a boner]
john: brilliant!
sherlock: do me


Bnedict and Martin both kiss so aggressively do you have any idea what johlock kissing will B e like DO YOU ???`

"…while “the female gaze” is attracted by things like a naked, sweaty Chris Evans or Idris Elba, it’s also attracted by things like: men smiling in sweaters, men crying (DON’T LIE TUMBLR), barefoot fragile Sebastian Stan in the rain on Political Animals, men holding babies, men speaking foreign languages, Mark Ruffalo, and a whole bunch of weird stuff on Ao3 that I don’t even wanna get into. And that’s just “the female gaze as it pertains to men.”"
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?




Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.


Oh snap


acklessfreckles said: …have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again

why is my tumblr constantly refreshing all by itself!!!!!!???????

Beyoncé and Jay Z by Donald “Drawbertson” Robertson


haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING